Monday, November 1, 2010

Trick Questions

Q. Why can't you leave "feedback" to me?
A. You should be addressing your issues to the subject in question-i.e., the merchant, the politician. I can't change anything.

Q. Would you invest 10% of your income if you got a 100% worry-free return on it?
A. (?)

Q. Who's on your agenda?
(Multiple choice)
A. 1. Holt's office calls. It says "Please excuse the intrusion. This is Congressman Rush Holt. I'm calling to invite you to a telephone town hall meeting..."
A. 2. Siprelle's people call (and call and call and call...) "I'm calling on behalf of Scott Siprelle to remind you to send in your absentee ballot..."
Of course at dinner time, when else would working people want a break?

Q. Do you want to continue the oil disasters?
A. 1. No. I want to get as far away from that greedy war mongering bunch ASAP.
B.  2.Yes.
I think Governor Christie did the right hing cutting funds to mass transportation and forcing more people back in to depending on their own wallets paying higher insurance, car payments and or repairs, and fueling th need for oil-based fuels so I'm going to vote for Republicans..

Q. Can a man who has no record stand on his record?

Q. Have you checked in on YouTube to see what your electorati are really doing or is it just too easy to rely on the rock-star style publicity hype?

Q. Do you really know enough about what they're doing/planning to cast an informed vote?

Your conscience. Your country. My gulag.

I know what's right and wrong. I know both (or more) sides of the issue. Do you? Figure it out for real before you vote.

Pegi